Now that's what I'm talkin' about..

Ask?   20 years of experience. Male. Junior in College at the U of NLV. Vegas kid. Pacific Crest. Black and Asian = Blasian. I fucking love the Denver Broncos.

brihime:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

I’m a child with a debit card and bottle of alcohol

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lovemenendawit:

literally my whole life. this is it.

lovemenendawit:

literally my whole life. this is it.

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robotlyra:

Today on the MBTA, someone called 911 over a lady puking on the subway, claiming she was from Liberia and had Ebola. After they had stopped train service on the Orange line, and escorted her away with a horde of cops and medical responders, it was finally established that she was actually of Haitian descent.

The Ebola epidemic is going to spin off into full-on hypochondriac racism really fast, mark my words.

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— 2 days ago with 16553 notes

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

What, why is it just men. It’s everyone.

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— 4 days ago with 118987 notes

thatfunnyblog:

 

"You said what?"

poor baby!

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— 4 days ago with 257899 notes

thatfunnyblog:

 

"You said what?"

poor baby!

(Source: hoppusfarm)

— 4 days ago with 257899 notes